||Try making sense for once.|
|I'm probably missing something.
||I'll try to talk slow.|
|I'd be curious to see the results.
||I've seen this done a 1,000 times by better
people than you and they failed.|
What do you think your chances
|I'm evaluating the technology now.
||I can't find a single redeeming
||My Uncle Friedrich|
||Joke [of the oxymoron type]|
|At a recent architects’ meeting
||At last night's poker game|
|Your name came up.
||We had a huge laugh at your expense.|
|He's perfect for that job.
||He's your problem now.|
|Good grasp of the big picture
||Can't code to save his life|
|A whiz with details
||Has no clue why anything happens|
|Management is starting to get a grip on the
||Do you have any openings over where you
|We're doing leapfrog development.
||We will never ship.|
|<all lower caps>
||You're not even worth the shift key.|
|I've been head’s down.
||I was hoping you forgot I worked
|The executive staff asked me to look into
||We can't find a single customer who wants
|Marketing is all over this.
||We don't have an engineering
|Documentation is evaluating options.
||Resumes are out.|
|Testing refuses to sign off on the bits.
|The API is very powerful.
||The API is impossible to use.|
|The API is very simple and
||The API has never been used in a real-world
|The API is oriented toward productivity.
||The API runs like a lame dog.|
|We decided to go strategic instead of
||We're shipping with lots of bugs.|
|We decided to go tactical instead of
||We're shipping without any real
|We think we've hit the strategic and
||I am a liar.|
|We punted that feature to the next
||Your idea sucks.|