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| I'm confused. |
Try making sense for once. |
| I'm probably missing something. |
I'll try to talk slow. |
| I'd be curious to see the results. |
I've seen this done a 1,000 times by better
people than you and they failed.
What do you think your chances
are? |
| I'm evaluating the technology now. |
I can't find a single redeeming
facet. |
| Our customers |
My Uncle Friedrich |
| Fixing bugs |
Adding features |
| Working late |
Playing Quake |
| Dinner |
http://www.jonessoda.com/whoopass/index.html |
| Developer's conference |
Boondoggle |
| Marketing genius |
Joke [of the oxymoron type] |
| Coding guru |
Infantile ego |
| At a recent architects’ meeting |
At last night's poker game |
| Your name came up. |
We had a huge laugh at your expense. |
| He's perfect for that job. |
He's your problem now. |
| Good grasp of the big picture |
Can't code to save his life |
| A whiz with details |
Has no clue why anything happens |
| A thinker |
A danger |
| Management is starting to get a grip on the
project. |
Do you have any openings over where you
are? |
| We're doing leapfrog development. |
We will never ship. |
| <all lower caps> |
You're not even worth the shift key. |
| I've been head’s down. |
I was hoping you forgot I worked
here. |
| The executive staff asked me to look into
this. |
We can't find a single customer who wants
this. |
| Marketing is all over this. |
We don't have an engineering
solution. |
| Documentation is evaluating options. |
Resumes are out. |
| Testing refuses to sign off on the bits. |
Call manufacturing. |
| The API is very powerful. |
The API is impossible to use. |
| The API is very simple and
straightforward. |
The API has never been used in a real-world
scenario. |
| The API is oriented toward productivity. |
The API runs like a lame dog. |
| We decided to go strategic instead of
tactical. |
We're shipping with lots of bugs. |
| We decided to go tactical instead of
strategic. |
We're shipping without any real
features. |
| We think we've hit the strategic and
tactical goals. |
I am a liar. |
| We punted that feature to the next
version. |
Your idea sucks. |
| imho |
wtf |
| imvho |
rotfl |
| Good luck! |
You're doomed. |
